Republican National Convention, monday: Hiding Behind the Skirts of Women.

The send out Laura.

President Bush and Vice President Bush are deemed too distasteful so they push the women forward. Laura Bush, who is not entirely objectionable is the sacrificial lamb. As a blinking-like-a-deer-in-the-headlights, President Bush is at the emergency operations center trying to appear interested; he mugs for the camera, then realizes he has to be serious as the Texas Governor briefs him on the relief efforts.

So, we watch Laura. We watch Sarah Palin. And now we watch Bristol Palin 5 months pregnant. 

We're in for a great show!

3pm: Then they trot out Cindy McCain, looking as though she's fresh from raiding the 'developing nations' charity medicine cabinet for painkillers.  Hiding behind the skirts of women.